Founding price £500£900–1,200Claim a slot
For UK dental, cosmetic & regulated practices that advertise

Make your ads safer — and more convincing.

A fixed-scope review of your adverts and landing pages against the ASA/CAP and FCA rules — with the corrected wording written for you. Clear report in 5 working days.

Pay securely, upload privately, report in 5 working days.

05
working days
10
assets reviewed
£500
founding price
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Your claim

"A completely safe, pain-free whitening treatment, clinically proven to work."

Rule

CAP 3.1 / 12.1 — absolute safety & efficacy claims unsupported.

Severity
High

Likely ASA challenge if reported.

Corrected wording

"A gentle in-clinic whitening treatment, performed by a GDC-registered dentist. Most patients find it comfortable; we'll talk you through what to expect."

ASA / CAP CodeCAP 12 · Medicines & devicesCAP 3 · Misleading advertisingFCA · CONC 3 · Financial promotionsFCA · Credit broker permissionsGDC · Ethical advertising guidanceASA rulings · Dentistry sectorASA / CAP CodeCAP 12 · Medicines & devicesCAP 3 · Misleading advertisingFCA · CONC 3 · Financial promotionsFCA · Credit broker permissionsGDC · Ethical advertising guidanceASA rulings · Dentistry sector

01 · The problem

Your ads work hard. A few words can quietly undermine them.

"completely safe""pain-free""clinically proven""0% finance"

Phrases like "completely safe", "pain-free", "clinically proven", or a "0% finance" offer without the right FCA wording are easy to write — and easy for the ASA to challenge. They can also cost you trust with the exact patients you're trying to win. The good news: nearly every one has an honest rewrite that's both compliant and more persuasive. That's the job.

02 · The deliverable

What the scan gives you.

One report. Six lenses. Built so you can act on it on Monday morning.

  • 01

    Risk register

    Every flagged line in your ads & pages, with the specific rule it risks and a severity rating.

  • 02

    Corrected wording

    The honest, on-brand rewrite for each one, ready to paste in.

  • 03

    Claim & substantiation check

    Each health/whitening claim against what you're actually allowed to say.

  • 04

    Financial-promotion check

    If you advertise finance, the exact FCA 'credit broker' wording and where it must sit.

  • 05

    Conversion & funnel fixes

    Where the journey leaks trust or enquiries, and how to tighten it.

  • 06

    A fix-this-week action list

    Prioritised, plain-English, no jargon.

03 · Process

Three steps. Five working days.

  1. 01

    Send your assets

    Share your ad links and landing-page URLs, up to 10 assets.

  2. 02

    I review them

    Against the ASA/CAP Code, FCA financial-promotion rules and relevant sector guidance (e.g. GDC for dental).

  3. 03

    You get the report

    A clear, decision-ready scan with corrected wording, usually within 5 working days.

04 · Pricing

Fixed scope. Fixed price.

Founding offerOne-off

Ad Safety & Conversion Scan

£500£900–1,200
4 of 8 founding slots left this intakeEnds soon

A one-off, fixed-scope review of your current ads and landing pages, with all corrected wording. Founding price held for the first 8 clients this intake — then reverts to standard rate.

  • Up to 10 assets
  • Risk register + corrected wording
  • Delivered in 5 working days
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Ad Safety Watch

£250/ month

Each month I re-scan your new and changed ads and flag new ASA rulings in your sector before they affect you. Cancel anytime.

  • Monthly re-scan of new & changed ads
  • Sector ruling alerts
  • Rolling priority backlog
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05 · Who reviews your ads

Two decades inside the rooms where these ads are built.

Every scan is run personally — not handed to a junior, not generated by a template.

20+
years in digital
£2.2m
P&L led
20+
markets activated

Senior performance-marketing leader with two decades running paid search, paid social and programmatic across regulated, high-scrutiny categories — including FMCG, beauty, finance-adjacent retail, automotive and professional services. Senior roles across Mindshare, Wavemaker, Zenith, Starcom, Omnicom Media Group, Mediahub Worldwide, Incubeta and Impression. Day-to-day, that means writing, approving and pressure-testing ad copy that has to pass platform policy, internal legal, and the ASA — without losing the line that actually converts. The Ad Safety & Conversion Scan is that same discipline, applied to your account.

Brands worked on
UnileverL'OréalReckittSpecsaversJaguar Land RoverFordVolvoMazdaChanelStella McCartneyWarwick Business SchoolOliver BonasCelebrity CruisesPinterest
Agencies & networks
MindshareWavemakerZenithStarcomOmnicom Media GroupMediahub WorldwideIncubetaImpression

Brand and agency names reflect prior professional experience and are not endorsements of Aboveboard or this service.

06 · Positioning

Why this isn't just "compliance".

The regulator's own copy advice is free — but it won't land in your inbox with YOUR sentence already fixed. This is specific, not generic: I quote your actual wording, cite the actual rule, and hand you the actual rewrite. You reduce risk and sharpen the message in the same pass.

07 · FAQ

Sensible questions.

Still unsure? Email me — I'll answer plainly.

No. It's an assistive commercial review to reduce advertising risk and improve clarity — not legal advice, a regulatory opinion, or formal ASA/CAP clearance.
Usually 5 working days from receiving your assets.
Up to 10 assets — your adverts and the landing pages they point to.
Yes. Clinics advertising credit are usually credit brokers and must say so. I check for the FCA wording and tell you exactly what's missing and where it goes.
The opposite. Specific, honest wording is more believable than absolutes — you usually end up with stronger copy, not weaker.

08 · Start

Book, pay & upload in one go.

No back-and-forth, no quote chase. Tell us about your practice, pay securely, and send your ads through a private upload page. Report in your inbox within 5 working days.

Secure card payment · Refund if I can't take you on

£500 · 5 working days
Fixed scope. Corrected wording included.
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